Trophy Wives

They say some athletes, actors, and politicians,
Who reach their goals in life.
Feel the one thing that is needed,
Is a “Trophy Wife”.
You will see them in public,
Looking at their mate with adoring eyes.
Who will be the first to say the bad charges leveled against them,
Is just a pack of lies.
Now you take these trophy wives,
Who are always cute and slender.
You find it hard to visualize,
Them going off on a “bender”.
Now I’ll have to admit,
The rumors may not be true.
About one complaining about the feeling,
Of old age creeping up on you.
All I can suggest is be quiet as a mouse,
About your problems with your spouse.
As he spends all his time and energy,
Trying to get into the White House.
So to those trophy wives,
I say look to the past.
While your husband is out trying to rule the world,
You can find a gardener who will be proud to “mow your grass”.