Politics as Usual

Originally written September 5, 2008

The Republicans and the Democrats,
Across the aisle from each other sat.
Neither saying much at all,
They were having a quorum call.
Then to show how they cherish our nation,
They gave themselves a raise,
Then went on vacation.

That ain’t all they’re gonna do,
They’re going to ‘pork’ a page or two.
Later some will give a speech,
How our troubles end is within reach.
The only thing we have to do,
Is vote them in for another term or two.

Victory is within our reach,
We just have to believe their speech.
Our environment has no worry at all,
As long as our vice president has no balls.

Now John McCain, he shows no fear,
At sending our children we hold dear.
Over to fight and die to prove he,
Deserves to be the one to run this country.

He may not read a teleprompter,
As fast and with gestures like Obama.
But he has a hockey mama to take up the slack,
Lookout Democrats, he’s coming back!